10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT