10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!