10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.