10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.