10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You have to piss with the dick you have