10 Random Poker Quotes
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- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.