10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.