10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson