10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier