10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.