10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."