10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."