10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.