10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph