10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water