10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• It's Free To Fold...