10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from