10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword