10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)