10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "No river, no fish."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it