10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)