10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.