10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.