10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus