10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak