10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.