10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.