10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson