10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow