10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier