10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls