10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"