10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.