10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom