10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."