10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.