10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)