10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)