10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)