10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack