10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.