10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.