10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."