10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.