10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls