10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown