10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."