10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."