10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Welcome to kicker school
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.