10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright